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Sunday, 30 December 2001
Something every nice for everyone. Click below please.
Saturday, 29 December 2001
Ever wonder why women live longer than men? It's because of women, of course.
Friday, 28 December 2001
Well, the reason I have not been updating this site was due to the fact that I was busy studying for my CCNA exam. Well, I have finally done it. I am now Cisco Certified Network Associate. Am I happy? You're damn rite I am happy. I am ecstatic! With a passing score of 849/1000, I consider myself to pretty darn lucky to pass with a score of 860. Other wise, I would have to fork out another MYR 380 to re-sit the exam. Now I can proceed with my job application. Time to focus on my MCSE.
I bought a new graphic card, Milky Star GeForce 2 Ti 64MB DDR RAM. Pretty fast card. I think the bottleneck is now at my CPU. :-(
Here's something funny for all of you.
What happens when celebrities mated...
Saturday, 22 December 2001
Due to one of my friends asking for pictures of a diving paradise called Sipadan Island, I have done up a very simple page. It was a trip I took back in April 1999. There is a drop off point of 2000 feet, only about 30 feet from the beach. Incredible. The best place I have ever dived and I don't know if I can ever dive at a better place.
Sipadan (9 pictures, about 1MB)
Saturday, 8 December 2001
For 1 million decimal places of p goto this site. Pi=3.
Saturday, 10 November 2001
Sorry for not updating this site for 2 weeks. Truth is, lot's of thing has happened since. First up, I had another accident on 28 October 2001. This time while riding my motorcycle. I was coming back from Setiawan, Perak doing 120km/hr. This was on a 60km/hr zone. But the road is very straight and there are small 'kampung' (villages) on either side of the road. As I was going to over take this motorcycle in front of me, he tried to turn right. I had to brake and in the process, I slipped and fell on the right side of the bike and skidded probably 10 meters or more. Luckily for me, since I was going that fast, there were no cars behind me. I managed to get up and pushed my bike to the side of the road. I took a few breaths of air and try to recover from the fall. It was about 7pm. Luckily for me, I was wearing jeans and jeans material jacket. My pants was torn in many places and I was bleeding a little from the bruises on my knees, hands, right elbow and chin. I had his pain in my right chest. Kind of hard to breathe. I couldn't take a deep breath or exhale fully. But I was standing and I was breathing. That's good. My bike was also in pretty good shape considering the big fall at high speed. The mirror was a little bent but was OK. The rear foot rest bracket was broken meaning I don't have rear brakes anymore. And my visor on my helmet was also broken. So here I was, in a different state approximately 2 hours ride to get home. There was no option but to ride it back. Then it started to rain and I had no visor anymore on my helmet plus the sun has gone down. This would be one tough ride home. I had to find a shelter and waited 20 minutes for the rain to stop. Eventually, I had to continue my journey. I was still about 200km away from home. Now with my impaired vision due to a lack of a visor, darkness and slight drizzle, I didn't dare to go fast. I was also handicapped by having only the front brakes which happens to lock if I don't push the level back to the original position. After 2 hours and 45 minutes, I finally got home at 10:45pm.
Once I got home, I took my shirt off and saw that there was nothing visibly wrong with my chest. This suggested that I probably have not broken any ribs or have any internal bleeding. But still my chest hurts with every breath that I take. I decided to clean my wound with Dettol and sleep it off. The next morning, I felt the same pain in my chest. Something is wrong. I decided to go see a doctor and take some x-rays. The x-rays showed that I had 2 crack fractures of the right 6th and 7th ribs. Luckily it was not completely broken. Had that happened, it could easily puncture my lung and I would have drowned in my own blood. Another drowning? Luckily not. The doctor suggested that the crack of my ribs were probably due to my right elbow crushing my chest during the fall. That's one nasty fall. The worst one yet. I was given 1 week Medical Leave to recover. The doctor prescribed me some pain killers so that I could breathe normally. The doctor said that it would take 3-4 weeks to fully recover. That's the 2nd time I cheated death in the last 2 months. Gotta be more careful next time.
Here is a Word document file of Miss World 2001. Look out for Miss Afghanistan.
Secondly, I have resigned from my job as of end of October. So now I am concentrating on studying for my Cisco Certified Network Associate (CCNA) and job hunting. My plan is to get a job as a Network Administrator or Networking Consultant.
Since it is already November, it's the right time to get ready for next year. Here's a calendar for all you guys.
January February March April May June July August September October November December
Alcoholic Side-Effects
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such
as:
1.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.
2.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a-hole.
3.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story
over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
4.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
6.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your pants.
7.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and
see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
8.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.
9.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
10.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
11.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.
12.WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuem, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear".
13.WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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